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youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…

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niknak79:

Talk about embarrassing baby pictures..

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

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lampsarepeopletoo:

that is some bullshit

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iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

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grrrenadine:

ta da

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trinket232:

Just saw The Office finale.

They pulled it off so well, they closed up things I had totally forgotten about until they brought it back, like erin and her mom and Nellie and the baby.

And all the flashbacks to young Pam and Jim, and everyone’s speeches at the end.

It was brilliant. It was a good end to a good show.